Friday, April 26, 2013

which way did he go George?



Do you ever wonder where your money has been before you got it? Let's take a dollar bill for instance and comes from a bank in Arizona and they send a cash shipment to a restaurant in Savannah, GA. The restaurant receives the deposit and out comes the bill. They cycle it through their tips which becomes someone's change in their wallet. They were on a business trip flying back to Washington where she pays for parking. The booth guy then uses it at the vending machine. Which at the same time is collected by the vendor. He puts that in with the purse of change. Drives it over to his work. Cycles it through the other revenues. On its way to the bank, the back doors of the armored car's open up and there happens to be a high wind blowing the bill among other ones in the wind. This bill lands on a balcony of an art museum. One of the cleaners picks it up and keeps it as a tip. At the end of the day he gets home and sends it to his son in New York City. The mail trucks picks up the envelope, sends it to the kid's address. He gets it, opens it, takes out the cash. Later that night orders takeout. The delivery boy comes by with the goods. He tips him. The delivery gets done with his shift, pays back someone he owes. The creditor takes the cash then uses some on a hot dog stand. The hot dog stand gets robbed and the robber is being chased by the police. He throws out all the cash on him leaving all evidence behind. A city dog comes up to the dollar bill which has hot dog juice on it and the dog fully consumes it. Later, he poops it out and then a storm hits washing the bill through the storm drain leading to the Hudson. A fisherman finds it then pockets the bill. He then hitches a ride to Arizona to visit his parents for the weekend and at a gas station he blows it on a Moon Pie. So there you have it. The journey of George.  

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