Rocko’s Killing Machine is
Max = Drums
Charlie = Bass
Tom = Lead Guitar/Vox
Jake = Keyboard/Everything else
Josh = Extra
buddy
Ted = Extra buddy
Carl = Extra buddy
Matt = Extra buddy
“THIS ISN’T ART!” Ted shouts out for everyone to hear as we watch
this absurd movie that Riley wanted to show us. Laughter follows after Ted’s
critique. Personally I don’t get what is going on here. So far we’ve seen a man
in a rabbit suit smoking while crouched down on an overpass bridge while an old
lady sings a folk song, and then these kids are trying to work out in someone’s
basement while their mom comes down and starts to sing to them about how a
tornado killed the people that used to live in that house all while she is
wearing an eye patch, and then there is random footage of house cats…yeah I
have no idea what is going on.
“This movie makes
me want to kill myself,” Matt says in a mild manner.
“KILL YOURSELF
THEN!” Riley blurts out to Matt very much peeved. Some are laughing in the
room. “SHUT UP! I can’t hear it!” Someone else calls out.
“There’s nothing to
hear,” Another says followed by some snickering.
“OK, that’s it. Let’s
go back to Halo, c’mon. My house, my rules.” Josh says as gets up about to turn
it off.
“HEY! It’s almost
over!” Riley says sharply while folding his arms.
“Over? Nobody gets
this movie but you.” Josh says as he hits the eject button followed by the
lights coming back on.
“I’ll fight you for
it,” Riley stands up now.
“Dude, hands down
you know I can kick your ass. C’mon let’s just play some Halo,” Josh says with
a reasoning tone. Riley disregards by trying to lean into him which of course
is never a good thing, Josh is pretty built on top of being over six foot. Plus,
he has Irish blood. He can definitely throw a mean left hook, but luckily for Riley's sake, he is
really level headed.
“C’mon Riley! Don’t
start what you can’t finish!” Charlie shouts out. Riley is in a hold by Josh.
They at first block the TV then work their way over to the side of the room
with grunts and wheezing. Meanwhile, I lean in to turn on the machine and
uncoil the controllers and the rest of us begin the game. Some playing start to
lean in abruptly as if trying to dodge other characters in the game.
“YOU’RE AN IDIOT!”
Shouts Carl
“You’re the one who
died,” Charlie laughs at him.
“Hey did a Mark get
a new motorcycle?” Someone asks.
“What do you need
that for when a normal bike will do?” Jake asks
“Well it’s not that
new,” I clarify then continue, “You have to kickstart it, that’s cool I guess,”
Music comes on in the background.
“Story of the Year!
I love these guys! WHOA IN THE SHADOWS…”
More grunting continues with the lights flashing as a lamp gets
kicked over.
“C’mon Josh! Just
knock him out already!” Charlie yells as she dies in the game.
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